L.A. County Fair

I'm heading out to the L.A. County Fair...not sure how I feel about this.
Am I betraying my roots?
Whose gonna pay for my breakfast?
Will there be tractors, ISU bird hats?
Will I be able to find a corndog, or get a sample of AE ice cream?
Will my granny be there with cucumber slices and taquitos?
Will Lynette be there with her neck cooler and water bottle contraption?
Will my mom and tia be there to tell me about where they used to hang?
Will Rosie be selling her goods?

Oh my, I think I'm about to have an anxiety attack.
Wish me luck!

Oh wait, this is just a county fair, I needn't worry!
Details to come.