I witnessed a robbery this evening.
Okay, okay...it wasn't quite like that...while i was checking out of walgreens, a man stole a fan from the front of the store...code 99...that's what the checker called out...very nonchalantly...code 99...mr. king (he was the manager)...when mr. king got to the front of the store...30 seconds later...he asked what had happened, walked outside and then just came back in...no biggie...so then...stupid me says, "ah...i didn't know it was a gift-with-purchase day."
haaaaaaaaaa...i cracked my sh*t up...the crowd went wild...haaaaaaaaaaa.
i gotta take a break from this place...42 hours and counting down.
Okay, okay...it wasn't quite like that...while i was checking out of walgreens, a man stole a fan from the front of the store...code 99...that's what the checker called out...very nonchalantly...code 99...mr. king (he was the manager)...when mr. king got to the front of the store...30 seconds later...he asked what had happened, walked outside and then just came back in...no biggie...so then...stupid me says, "ah...i didn't know it was a gift-with-purchase day."haaaaaaaaaa...i cracked my sh*t up...the crowd went wild...haaaaaaaaaaa.
i gotta take a break from this place...42 hours and counting down.
2 comments:
Nothing like scaring the crap out of me with that photo! Yes, I agree, get your butt home where you belong! Love you!
Shorty
Too funny...you and your Uncle Dave are the funniest people you know...That's what he says about himself, but now you are included!
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